![]() ![]() + His feelings for you were an opportunity to really try and get a handle on being romantic + Has felt that he has been very successful in the ways of love Grapes of Wrath doesn’t make him invincible to poison ivy as it turns out… + Will find every excuse to flex his plant knowledge on you, but it horribly backfires. Spends the rest of the day in agony cause his balls are so cramped He doesn’t even consider that this might accentuate his package. + His classic overalls are switched to really tight pants. + It’s really obvious that there was clearly a basket attached to the front at one point you can see where he tried to hack it off + Starts to ride his bike places instead of driving. You didn’t even know he was allergic to nuts… + He even eats nuts in front of you, just to flex on his food allergy. + Will “rough-house” with his smaller male friends (Not Lovecraft, he CANNOT trust Lovecraft to wingman for him like this) in front of you out of nowhere, just to show how manly he is ![]() + He copes with his crush on you by 1) negging you, and 2) trying to act like a bad boy + Really tries his hardest to deny his feelings ![]() + But the detail that makes it actually impossible to take seriously is that he’s playing the song “Piano Man” by Billy Joel + “wait-” %^&$ “uh, wait no” $*$% (mind you, his foot-tapping is NOT helping him keep with the beat) You have to hold back tears of laughter as he whistles into the harmonica- Literally WHISTLES– spending much more breath than he would have if he played it like an actual human being and somehow still messing up despite the staggering tempo + Twain, whether it’s the country boy in him, or just the boy in general, will try to learn to play you a song on the harmonica. Awkward for you, even more awkward for the people that walked through the door before you, as he wouldn’t even say anything to them If he gets to work first, he’ll wait outside holding the door until you arrive. He’s gonna get it off his chest no matter what + In his head, it’s not a question of if he should confess to you, but how. + But once he finally pieces it together, get ready for your friendship to undergo a change as he shifts into “Gentleman courting you” mode + Takes a long, long time for him to realize that he even likes you It’s painfully obvious as he hobbles away, still doubled over + Ends up hurting himself while stretching. + Will always be talking about training for some 5K when you’re around, and will absolutely throw in some lunges here and there, maybe even a hamstring stretch is he’s feeling naughty + Will absolutely and positively pretend that he runs like, he really doesn’t he was a part of track in high school to hang out with his friends, but he hasn’t run as a hobby or way to exercise since then + Will always give to homeless people when you’re around, but an embarrassingly low amount + Will say things to you like “Let’s Dish” when you seem frustrated + At work, will bring you into his office to talk about something work-related, but obviously contrived, only to shove that aside and say “but how ARE you?” + Mentions that he respects you because of your intellect, but says it in an unintentionally sexist way + You can almost picture him licking his palm once or twice and using it to smooth back his hair, all while waiting at your front door holding the flowers + Brings flowers, (Daffodils) to your front door with his hair is parted to the side and slicked back ![]() I mostly did characters I think don’t get enough love <3 Maybe won’t be a very popular post as a result, so if you like it, please let me know, and I can do another installment! Also feel free to suggest characters (they don’t have to all be boys) I love all of these characters to death, but here’s how awkward I think they are capable of being. This is a goofy post, and an attempt at being funny. Cringe warning ahead- but not really, please read this How some of the BSD boys flirt with you/ deal with their crush on you. ![]()
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